A thoughtful man.

I WISH I WAS A MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER. THEN I COULD MANAGE MY TIME AND PRIORITISE MY WORKLOAD. NOT TO MENTION ESTABLISHING SOUND RELATIONSHIPS WITH COLLEAGUES AND CLIENTS ALIKE.

I AM HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY

NEVER MESS WITH A WIZARD WITH A GUN. DO YOU KNOW WHY? IT’S BECAUSE HE WILL SHOOT YOU, WITH BULLETS.

WHO’D WIN IN A FIGHT: BATMAN OR OBAMA?

IT IS PARTY TIME AT JONAH’S HOUSE. AND I HAVE NOT BEEN INVITED.

IF I FIT MY FIST INTO MY MOUTH MAYBE I WILL BE INVITED.

ONE CAN HOPE.

A Thoughtful Man

I REALLY HOPE NO ONE CAN SEE THIS MASSIVE BONER I’VE GOT

WHAT A TEDIOUS EXISTENCE

I WONDER WHAT IT’S LIKE TO WEAR A CORSET